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joroakeu:

joroakeu:

now that I’m an adult I can finally go on adult websites.

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(via theanimalsound)

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w0rking0nwhitelies:

Well that escalated quickly and then became hilarious

i like how lesbians is bolded like it’s the worst thing lmfao

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"When people say ‘This is my baby,’ they don’t always mean a baby. Sometimes they mean a dog."

— A Somali student, on what has surprised her most about the United States.  (via 33113)

(Source: africandogontheprairie, via longlonglongtimeago)

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dietcrush:

did you know soap doesn’t really clean your hands it just makes the water molecules smaller so the water can go into smaller crevices in your skin isn’t that the weirdest shit you’ve read today

(via theanimalsound)

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15-year-old me: MOM I'm practically an ADULT ugggh you never let me do ANYTHING in olden times i could get MARRIED *eye roll into another dimension*
me now: for my birthday i want food and to stay on your health insurance

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kanyewestrainbowfactory:

I deserved this point.